Do you like jokes for our elderly, Mums and Dads may enjoy them?
February 19th, 2009
jeanfraser18 asked:
Just before the funeral, the undertaker? came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband? '' 98, 'he replied. 'Two more years? old me. ' 'What? you 'with reference to 96,' the undertaker commented. He replied, 'As soon as the worthy home run? ' Reporter interview that a woman of 104 years: 'And what do you think are the best thing be about 104? 'Asked the reporter. He replied simply, 'No equal pressure.' Three types elderly are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn' t it? 'Second one says,' No, it 's Thursday? ' Third one says, 'What? I. Let 's go get a beer'. I 'VE sure to become old! I 'VE had the surgeries two of exclusion, a replacement implants, New knees, fighting prostate cancer and diabetes. I 'm met a blind? " can 't hear anything more? calm of an engine-propelled, take 40 different medications that do dizzy, winded and in conformity with the lack of electricity. Have periods with dementia. Have movement difficult; just consider my hands and feet the most. Can 't you remember when I' m 85 or 92. They lost all of my frie nds. But, thank God, I still my driver 's approval I feel like I got my body completely from the picture, cos? I got my doctor 's permission to is part of a fitness club and start practicing. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I folded wrong, spun, jumped up and gi? and sweaty for an hour. But by the time you get my leotards on, the class was over. An elderly woman decided to prepare and said the preacher had his two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated, and second, he wanted his ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart? 'The preacher exclaimed. 'Why? Wal-Mart? ' 'Then I' ll on? sure that my daughters visited him twice a week. ' My memory 'of the sharp s not what? As it used to be. Furthermore, my memory 'of the sharp s not what? As it used to be. Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one? turned towards the other and said, 'emaciates, I' m 83 years now and I 'm just full of pains and sorrows. I know you 'Re about my et?. How do you feel? ' This thin, 'I feel just like a baby.' Newborn; 'Really? Like a newborn baby? ' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think that I have just wet my pants. ' Knows how to avoid incurvatura? Eat just work to fill wrinkles. A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aids. It has cost me four thousand dollars, but on the edge of progress. It 's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind? it? ' 'Twelve thirty,' he replied. It 's scary when you begin to make the same noise as your coffee maker?. An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. ? went to the doctor and the doctor could do to measure a set of hearing aids that allowed him to feel 100%. ? went back to month and the doctor said, 'Your hearing? perfect. Your family must be really nice that you can hear again. ' The Lord replied, 'Oh, I haven' t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I 'the VE has changed my desire? three times! ' Currently about half? of stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For relief.' Speed; PRAYER FOR SENILIT?: Grant me the senilit? to forget the people I have never gradetto however, the good fortune to work in those and I the view to tell the difference. Now, I think you 're supposed to allocate this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh, the devils, the damage to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who I am! Always remember this: You don 't stop laughing because? I developed old, We developed old perch? stop laughing
Just before the funeral, the undertaker? came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband? '' 98, 'he replied. 'Two more years? old me. ' 'What? you 'with reference to 96,' the undertaker commented. He replied, 'As soon as the worthy home run? ' Reporter interview that a woman of 104 years: 'And what do you think are the best thing be about 104? 'Asked the reporter. He replied simply, 'No equal pressure.' Three types elderly are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn' t it? 'Second one says,' No, it 's Thursday? ' Third one says, 'What? I. Let 's go get a beer'. I 'VE sure to become old! I 'VE had the surgeries two of exclusion, a replacement implants, New knees, fighting prostate cancer and diabetes. I 'm met a blind? " can 't hear anything more? calm of an engine-propelled, take 40 different medications that do dizzy, winded and in conformity with the lack of electricity. Have periods with dementia. Have movement difficult; just consider my hands and feet the most. Can 't you remember when I' m 85 or 92. They lost all of my frie nds. But, thank God, I still my driver 's approval I feel like I got my body completely from the picture, cos? I got my doctor 's permission to is part of a fitness club and start practicing. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I folded wrong, spun, jumped up and gi? and sweaty for an hour. But by the time you get my leotards on, the class was over. An elderly woman decided to prepare and said the preacher had his two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated, and second, he wanted his ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart? 'The preacher exclaimed. 'Why? Wal-Mart? ' 'Then I' ll on? sure that my daughters visited him twice a week. ' My memory 'of the sharp s not what? As it used to be. Furthermore, my memory 'of the sharp s not what? As it used to be. Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one? turned towards the other and said, 'emaciates, I' m 83 years now and I 'm just full of pains and sorrows. I know you 'Re about my et?. How do you feel? ' This thin, 'I feel just like a baby.' Newborn; 'Really? Like a newborn baby? ' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think that I have just wet my pants. ' Knows how to avoid incurvatura? Eat just work to fill wrinkles. A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aids. It has cost me four thousand dollars, but on the edge of progress. It 's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind? it? ' 'Twelve thirty,' he replied. It 's scary when you begin to make the same noise as your coffee maker?. An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. ? went to the doctor and the doctor could do to measure a set of hearing aids that allowed him to feel 100%. ? went back to month and the doctor said, 'Your hearing? perfect. Your family must be really nice that you can hear again. ' The Lord replied, 'Oh, I haven' t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I 'the VE has changed my desire? three times! ' Currently about half? of stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For relief.' Speed; PRAYER FOR SENILIT?: Grant me the senilit? to forget the people I have never gradetto however, the good fortune to work in those and I the view to tell the difference. Now, I think you 're supposed to allocate this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh, the devils, the damage to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who I am! Always remember this: You don 't stop laughing because? I developed old, We developed old perch? stop laughing
ze zijn allemaal een beetje triest eigenlijk.
dank voor de lach
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Thanks for these! We are who we are no matter what! ^^
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haha, houd ik van hoorzitting één & de donderdag:
grappig Ha Ha!!!!
ik veronderstel.
hier is een grap.
Vraag: Waarom shouldn' t u houdt uw farts in?
Antwoord: Als u uw farts binnen houdt, reizen zij op uw stekel, in uw hersenen, en dat is waar de waardeloze ideeën uit komen! : -)
Te grappig!! I can' t wacht om dit op iedereen over te gaan ik! ken!
Thanks Jean. Good stuff again..